joekickass22:

kelseykorpse:

faxen:

starsinthegutter:

ad-absurdo:

arliss:

sailaweigh:

joannaestep:

judgebunny:

briannacherrygarcia:

madhattress330:

lysnk2:

goldfishchronicles:

risksareforsurvivors:

Shot in my jaw. Awesome.

that means i was shot/stabbed in the ass. lovely. 

…my ass?

…The inside of my thigh?

Holy shit, I have one on my knee. I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE YOU GUYS.

Shot behind my left ear. Or I was Van Gogh.

Took a knife to the underside of my jaw.  I’m hard to kill.

Bled out when they hacked off my right forearm.

Dear jebus, in my past lives I was boring, too!

Da fuq. I am not even going to say where I was killed then X_x

stabbed in the stomach, or shot there? legit.

shot through the middle of my forehead

lovely

Wounded on the left side of my stomach….

right in the forehead 

Stabbed or shot on a small part of the head on my penis.

sodamnrelatable:

They smile and look at you: 

And you’re like:

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khlamydiaa:

Little mermaid, pocahontas, snow white, Hercules, tangled, Cinderella, Aladdin, LILO and stitch! The princess and the frog, Tarzan, brave, beauty and the beast

yay

loldumbslut:

can we all just take a moment to appreciate how good vanessa looks here

sodamnrelatable:

 Expectation

Reality

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